It only took 2 days of being mocked by giant birds to lay the hammer down. A pleasant nap under a tree took a sharp turn when I was awakened to find this dinosaur beating up my decoys. As I lifted open my other eyelid, he took off downhill in pursuit of a hen. A brief moment later, I was wrapping my tag around the leg of an Illinois gobbler.
This bird's fatal mistake is brought to you by Winchester XR 5 shot.
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