[Joey Sauce]

Mass genocide. We just need to get enough people into it. We did it to the buffalo with more primitive weapons, we can do this. I can't find my bow, I've moved 3 times since I last used it so I'll probably have to buy another one. I also need a boat unless you can get em from shore.

 

[Joey Sauce]

They could do something to kill all the fish, it would damage all the rivers but it's better than letting the carp get to Lake Michigan.

That's the only way I see it happening, or somehow making only the carp shoot blanks. 9:1 asian carp:all otherfish is a pretty bad ratio.

 

[Joey Sauce]

IMO that's more dangerous than riding a motorcycle. What if it hit her in the eye? I'd be using a full face helmet, or a bow like from american gladiators. At least a paintball mask.

 

[Joey Sauce]

It is stupid, but if there is 9x the carp than there is other fish, they are never going to stop it. If they are worried about the commercial aspects of lake michigan, they better stop them soon because a fence isn't going to work forever. Go watch jurrasic park. I guess decades worth of 1000's of people bow hunting every day might do it.