Oh don't worry... plenty of WCF "swag" to be had, just had to make it sound all legal ya know.
In fact, Augy has agreed to free and personal ballroom dancing lessons to winners of ALL tournaments. And they don't even need to be WCF touneys! In fact, he's on his way to Alabama now to tango with Boyd Duckett. And that ain't a Senko in his pocket!