They're just joking about Big Bend.
Axehead is probably you're best bet, like Basscaster says.
I like to work 3" slug-go's just above the shoreline weeds to get bass. They aren't very big, but it always produces.
If you want to go for some bigger fish, try the Skokie Lagoons. Take a look at some of the posts from the Lagoons for what to use.
Good luck out there!