
Alligator near Florida lake attacks and kills woman in small boat, authorities say
The woman was at the mouth of Tiger Creek, where it meets the west side of Lake Kissimmee, when the animal attacked, state officials said.
Yeah, but I am not hanging around those place after midnight.wilding yutes and stuff
Funny story - when we lived in Michigan someone dumped a 4' gator in a local lake. Sheriff's department tried to catch it but eventually said - screw it, it'll just freeze to death come winter.I moved to Michigan 4 years ago. Bigger fish, no crime.
My thought would be to find a local processor to deal with the mess and cut a deal to split the catch if he does the processing. Make sure he makes a good boudin as part of the deal. I'm thinking some blackened gator tail as well. Some for now and some for the freezer. MmmmmWTF do you do with a 12' gator. The big ones taste like ass and skinning one is a nightmare.
Stop being rational!Things like shark, bear, alligator attacks are so rare they make national news with each incident. You could take all 3 of those things and count the yearly number of fatalities on one hand every year. Often the number is 0. Yet, approximately 120 people die a day across the country in traffic fatalities. Also take into account that if you have the slightest bearing regarding your surroundings, you will probably avoid an attack.