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pussduck? lol... come on man, you're more creative than that. and i'm not really getting involved, just giving my perspective on the situation, i could care less that you two have it out for each other on a forum. and honestly... plenty of people know of the lake, you can tell whoever you want lol, and it's by far not crappy :)
 
By the way Pussduck, I see Gacy trolled the internet and found you as one of his takers! He likes to find pals this way just make sure when he invites you over to his house you don't go in the basement as i am afraid we will never see one of yoor posts again! :(
 
you two really do hate each other eh? ya... idk why people keep the bass out of there... or bass in general. the big 6lber in my avatar was tossed back right after the photo. ive been seein some bucketheads there keepin crappies too... i still tend to have some good luck there, its a completely different lake with the water levels so high tho, lots more structure to fish now, i wade it the majority of the time, tossin twisty tail grubs on a small jighead this time of year, summer is mostly senkos. colors dont really matter, but ive pulled in some big bass from there at night on the glow twisty tail grubs.
 
mplant1 said:
perchonthis said:
While you two monkeys are busy flinging pooooo, the fluke and myself have been busy retracting the invasive species that is the salmon from the pristine waters of Chicago harbors....Twenty in the last four evenings for myself alone....
I'm calling bullshit on this one
He is trying to get people's attention! He posts the same crap on lake link under sheboygan reports during the summer and guy's have called him out on his post's as they were there the same time as him and never seen the guy stick a fish!
 
ya the fishing has gone down significantly in the past few years there, but theres still days i get out there and catch 50 bass in 3 or 4 hours. not all of em are very big, but there's always some 16-19 inchers mixed in, good 2-4lb fish.
 
This is just too funny. I think I might Ice Fish on the Other Side of Pistakee this year away from ya'll :lol: J/K guys... It's no fun unless if everyone gives someone shit one way or another :D

Bossman, Did you Talk To Larry about Hitting up some brown trout sometime soon? I know hes been Golfing a lot :? ...

Dave
 
Eight on Friday...Two on Saturday...Six on Sunday...Three last night.

You are correct it was bullshit. My bad...NINETEEN.

It's sad that the unskilled or the spannnnnfisherman would ever doubt the prowess of a skilled and well honed salmon retractor like myself and those that I tend to share my company with.

Just like genetically superior fish tend to gather together I have found that I attract the same.

While the majority of you find a sorrowful solace in apprehending a fish or two per season or have to rely on spawn to capture the ever elusive obsidian beauty...Me and my cohorts have the mad skillz and talents to constantly extract the salmon from their watery lair.

I will be out once again this eve to combat the invasive salmon laying off our coast...Wish me luck....Although it is truly not necessary nor needed.

Whilst fishing with the Flukester on Sat eve there was a pile of cohos that had dared to enter into our extracting zone...After my flukey puke quickly landed three, he loudly and emphatically proclaimed..."This sucks!"

I reminded him that most people would give their low hanging nads to experience such fortunes....He smiled and said "Yeah, but we are not most people."....And so it goes.

This salmon season had been rather rough....a few skunks and many outings with just being happy for a single hook up or two...Over time the cream does tend to rise to the top.

While some may call "bullshit"...Very few spend as much time on the water perfecting their craft and watching and learning. We check out the advice offered by the "experts" on this and other sites and usually manage a good laugh or a smile. From equipment to techniques to lure choice.....So sad... I can look at someone fishing for all of thirty seconds and determine whether they have any chance at all of experiencing any type of regular success. I am the salmon whisperer.

"Monkey Gone To Heaven"

there was a guy
an under water guy who controlled the sea
got killed by ten million pounds of sludge
from new york and new jersey
this monkey's gone to heaven.

Word.
 
perchonthis said:
It's sad that the unskilled or the spannnnnfisherman would ever doubt the prowess of a skilled and well honed salmon retractor like myself and those that I tend to share my company with.

Just like genetically superior fish tend to gather together I have found that I attract the same.
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Are you saying you attract all the Males? :shock: Theres sumtin wrong here!!! LMFAO!
 
Are you saying you attract all the Males? Theres sumtin wrong here!!! LMFAO!
Some clueless dude.

No. Nowhere did I state such...If you can find where my above post made claim to such please clarify. If needed I can type slower and try to utilize only monosyllabic words so that you might be able to participate in an informed fashion. Anything to help those less advantaged than myself......A mind is a horrible thing to waste...Please support your salmon catching college.

I have fished with many....Been impressed by few. Some were very nice people....Remember, there is always badmitton or croquet a hobby less demanding and taxing where some form of gratification or success can be experienced in a relatively short time.

Fishin' and Pimpin' aint easy. It can't be helped but it is the truth. I weep for the future.

"Pimpin' and Fishin' Ain't Easy (Godfather Theme)"

Godfather's in the house..
Grab yo' bitches

Pimpin and fishin' ain't... pimpin and fishin' ain't easy man [repeat 4X]

Take a look at me, everything I own's iced out
Pimp baby, you can see my wrists with the lights out
This is how I do it, mad bitches and clothes
Godfather baby, only play to my rogues
Step back, hater make a little room for my hoes
Gators on my feet, take a look at my toes
Money is the reason all the real players know that
Godfather lays punks to rest
He got no chance up against the best
I rocks in the East and I rolls in the West
If you don't dig the pimpin or fishin' I could really care less
cause it's, pimp, fish or die, pimp, fish or die baby

Pimpin and fishin' ain't... pimpin and fishin' ain't easy man [repeat 3X]
Pimpin and fishin' ain't ....pimpin and fishin' ain't easy....

Word.
 
Face it perch, not one sole I know likes you. Pretend to be a rapper or thug, its very rewarding. Maybe you and your crew can do yourself a favor and suck each other off. Your posts and threads are useless. Do yourself a favor and get a real job! :wink:
 
I did some research on this perch clown. He likes to pop up on chicago fishing sites and try to stir things up. On one of the other sites, he had his personal website linked to his user name. I went to his site, and found out what this bastard looked like. Go figure...

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THUG LIFE!!
 
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